The Correct Answer is 0

“[H]ow many young men and women across this country didn’t get to accomplish what Wendy Davis just accomplished because they weren’t born?”
--Rick Perry

Answer: None whatsoever. How many people who don't exist didn't get to shop at Sears yesterday?

(Aside from the absurd spectral fantasy image of a fetus filibustering the Texas senate...)

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